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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Search Results: metallica

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Carpe Diem Baby

    Real Lyric: So wash your face away with dirt

    The Misheard: So wash your vice away with dirt

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Fuel

    Real Lyric: Oooh, and on I burn, turning my direction

    The Misheard: Oooh, and on I burn, churning my erection

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Fuel

    Real Lyric: Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire.

    The Misheard: Give me two, give me five, give me dollar ninety- five.

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: For Whom The Bell Tolls

    Real Lyric: Take a look to the sky just before you die

    The Misheard: Take a look at this guy just before you die

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Fuel

    Real Lyric: Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire

    The Misheard: Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme double Charizard

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Fuel

    Real Lyric: Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire.

    The Misheard: Gimme food, gimme five, gimme double China's eye.

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Of Wolf and Man

    Real Lyric: Shape Shift, hair stands on the back of my neck.

    The Misheard: Sheep shiiitt, piss stains on the back of my neck, sheep shiiit.

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: For Whom The Bell Tolls

    Real Lyric: Make his fight on the hill in the early day.

    The Misheard: Mega-sprite on the hill in the early day

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Ride The Lightning

    Real Lyric: My fingers grip with fear.

    The Misheard: My niggas grip with fear.

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Creeping Death

    Real Lyric: Die by my hand

    The Misheard: Die by my hen

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