The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Death on two legs You're tearing me apart Death on two legs You've never had a heart of your own
The Misheard: Death on two legs You're tearing me apart Death on two legs You've never had a heart And you're old
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Real Lyric: Let my imagination run away with you gladly
The Misheard: Let my imagination run away with the candy
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Real Lyric: Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
The Misheard: Scan a moose, scan a moose do the fandango
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Real Lyric: Don't worry baby I'm safe and sound
The Misheard: Don't worry baby I'll save myself
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Real Lyric: Everybody wants to put me down
The Misheard: Everybody wants a poopy diaper
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Real Lyric: She keeps her Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet. Let them eat cake, she says, just like Marie Antoinette
The Misheard: She keeps a-mowing her chamber, little pretty cabinet, hipedee case she said, just like where we ought to live!
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Real Lyric: Be free with your tempo
The Misheard: Be free with your temple
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Real Lyric: Death all around around around around around around around around
The Misheard: Pant's on the ground ground ground ground ground ground ground ground
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Real Lyric: Listen to the wise listen to the wise listen to the wise listen to the wise listen to the wise man
The Misheard: Tell me i'm a bat tell me i'm a bat tell me i'm a bat tell me i'm a bat tell me i'm a bat man
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Real Lyric: Sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all
The Misheard: Sometimes I wish I'd never been farted on
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