The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Move along, move along just to make it through
The Misheard: Mow the lwan, mow the lawn just to make it grow
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Real Lyric: I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
The Misheard: I've bee through the desert on a horse with no leg.
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Real Lyric: And when I kissed her a kiss that only meant good-bye, she cried.
The Misheard: And when I kissed her a kiss that only men could buy, she cried.
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Real Lyric: Swing, swing from the tangles of
The Misheard: swing, swing from the tablesaw
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Real Lyric: he's too stoned to know
The Misheard: he's too stoned nintendo
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Real Lyric: Well I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damned depressed...
The Misheard: Well I tried to make it Sunday, but I got some namby pants...
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Real Lyric: Her boyfriend, he don't know Anything about her He's too stoned, Nintendo I wish that I could make her see She's just the flavor of the weak
The Misheard: Her boyfriend, he dont know Anything about her cuz he's too stoned too know I wish that I could make her sing She's just the flavor of the week also thought: Anything about her he eats tombstone, plays nintendo
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Real Lyric: Yeah she's the flavor of the weak
The Misheard: Yeah, she's the flamer of the week!
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Real Lyric: Swing, Swing from the tangles of my heart is crushed by a former love
The Misheard: Swing, Swing from the Tablesaw My love is crushed by the former love.
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Real Lyric: So please Believe in me When I say I'm spinning round, round, round Smoke glass stain'd bright colors
The Misheard: So please Believe in me When I say I'm spinning round, round, round Smoke grass, stay right all the time
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