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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Rocket Man, burning down the fuse of every bone

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Rocket Man
    Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning out his fuse up here alone

    The story:

    There was a commercial for some stereo system for an automobile in which they used this very lyric to show how an inferior speaker system can distort the sound we think we hear. It showed several actors singing the wrong lyric and finally at the end showed a couple who finally (because of the car's advanced speakers) hearing it correctly. I always pictured myself as the fat guy in the shower singing it wrong.

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