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    Reached down between my legs and squeezed my seed bag.

    Artist: Van Halen
    Song: Panama
    Real Lyric: Reached down between my legs and eased the seat back.



    The story:

    Summer vacation 1984, while in the car with my parents and sister on our way to Yosemite National Park, my mother slapped me silly for saying such a thing around my sister. I didn't even realize I was singing out loud.

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    My eyes are watering cause I find this so funny.

    DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 12:56 pm


    I always thought that this was, "Reach down between my legs and eased the skin back". I only found out a few years ago what the lyrics really were.

    NZLatic Jul 22, 2011 12:18 am


    gawd I just died lol

    Dionysius Dec 19, 2010 1:20 am


    I liked the story just as much as the lyric flub, LOL.

    PantsMan Oct 24, 2010 4:05 am


    angrybassist Jul 19, 2010 4:09 pm


    "squeezed my seed bag?" This is Van Halen, not Led Zepplin

    Paxregis Oct 07, 2009 8:06 pm


    Oh, Now I Get It! He Put His Hands Between his Legs TO Ease the Seat Back, I THought He Was Doing Something else.

    MAXX242 May 11, 2009 5:54 pm


    Oh, Now I Get It! He Put His Hands Between his Legs TO Ease the Seat Back, I THought He Was Doing Something else.

    MAXX242 May 11, 2009 5:53 pm


    Oh, Now I Get It! He Put His Hands Between his Legs TO Ease the Seat Back, I THought He Was Doing Something else.

    MAXX242 May 11, 2009 5:53 pm


    Grab that seed bag. Besides you never can tell with Van Halen.

    JMonkey Apr 20, 2009 11:45 am


    I laughed so hard over this one - I think I broke a rib!

    MetalElf May 27, 2008 2:13 pm


    We thought it was that, too!

    themare Apr 26, 2008 5:54 am


    We thought it was that, too!

    themare Apr 26, 2008 5:53 am