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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Put on some clothes, shave off your head

    Artist: David Bowie
    Real Lyric: Put on some clothes, shake off your bed



    The story:

    It was my younger sister. We were both singing it
    and she suddenly came out with that line, at the top
    of her voice. My dad (a huge Bowie fan), was in the
    room and nearly face palmed.

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