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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Picture this: a day in December
    Picture this: freezing cold weather
    You got clouds on your lids and you'd be on the
    skids
    If it weren't for your job at the garage
    you could own the whole world

    Artist: Blondie
    Song: Picture This
    Real Lyric: Picture this: a day in DecemberPicture this: freezing cold weatherYou got clouds on your lids and you'd be on the skidsIf it weren't for your job at the garageIf you could only, oohh, oh



    The story:

    Not so much embarrassment as utter
    disappointment: What I thought was a bittersweet
    summation of the ambiguity of a working class
    life - " ... you'd be on your skids if it weren't
    for the job at the garage you could own the whole
    world ..." - saved and imprisoned by the very
    same thing - turns out, in fact, to have been a
    line Debbie Harry couldn't be bothered even
    finishing. "Oh-oohh-oh" indeed!

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