The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
My mom and I used to love R. Kelly's "Ignition" when it came out. This
was well before his highly publicized scandals involving young girls
and unmentionable bodily fluids. In any case, there's one particular
line where he sings "And after the party its the hotel lobby" but for
some reason, we 100% heard "And after the party its the whole
chalabi." In our minds, the whole chalabi would mean something
along the lines of the whole shebang, or situation. It wasn't until you
could Google song lyrics that we discovered where R. Kelly was going
after the party. It was NOT the whole chalabi. Turns out Chalabi is the
last name of an Iraqi exile. The internet is a gift.
1/24/2018 3:48 pm
Age it happened
Better than original?
Convinced others you were right?
Was partying involved?
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