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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Nobody coughing on the floor, Except the Pope maybe in Rome.

    Artist: Joan Osborne
    Song: One of Us
    Real Lyric: Nobody calling on the phone, Except the Pope maybe in Rome

    The story:

    I was on a vacation with my best friend, her sister and her sister's best friend. One of us is one of my favorite songs and so I sing it frequently and on this trip I sang it a lot. When I came to the afore mentioned part of the song everyone in the car burst out laughing. Apparently no one had ever listened to what I was singing before that and so no one had corrected me. Needless to say I didn't sing much for the rest of the trip!

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