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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Song: Jeremy

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    No reason to get excited, your TV can't explode

    Artist: Bob Dylan
    Real Lyric: No reason to get excited, the thief he kindly spoke



    The story:

    As a young child I had heard that a television, if watched for too many consecutive hours, could explode. I don't think it was my mother who told me this, because I was smart enough to know that any pronouncement on such a matter from my mother was probably untrue. There wasn't a moment when I suddenly realized I was wrong, but as I grew more and more familiar with Dylan's style, I eventually suspected that I was mishearing the lyrics. Repeated listenings of "Before the Flood" didn't resolve the issue - I think I finally consulted a book of Dylan lyrics.

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