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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    No Christmas Tree, no Christmas Tree, we threw you in the compost...we took the lights off yesterday, the ornaments are packed away, no Christmas Tree, no Christmas Tree, we threw you in the compost...the angel went into a box, and so did the nativity, no

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, How faithful are thy branches...Green not alone in summertime, But in the winter's frost and rime, O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, How faithful are they branches...Green not alone in summertime, But in the winter's frost and rime, O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, How faithful are they branches...



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    This isn't so much a misheard lyric as a deliberate parody, but it got me into trouble at a Christmas Choral performance...

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