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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My, my, my- I want a spit and dry shine (baby)

    My linear little twelve-year old brain thought this was a sophisticated, thinly veiled reference to fellatio.

    Artist: Great White
    Real Lyric: My, my, my- I'm once bitten, twice shy, (baby)



    The story:

    Never being very bright and also never being very into hair metal, it was years (about fourteen) before I thought about it hard enought to realize that Great White had missed a great opportunity to make a sophisticated, thinly veiled reference to fellatio. I found out at a party when all (both) of my friends were laughing at me.

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