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    My favorite tongue sucker

    Artist: Shonen Knife
    Real Lyric: My favorite town Osaka

    The story:

    I was on holiday in Florida with my girlfriend and walked into a used CD store. I purchased 712, a CD from the Japanese female band Shonen Knife. Didn't know any of the songs. Poped it into the Car CD player. I tought the song was quite sexy. My favorite tongue sucker. Wow, pretty sexy! Must be some sort of Japanese sex ritual. It actually got my juices going! until I read the title, My favorite Town Osaka! we had a great laugh!

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