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    "Message In A Bottle" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Police


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    Misheard "Message In A Bottle" Lyrics

    A year has passed since I broke my nose
    Ketchup in a Bottle
    Massage in a Brothel
    Knickers in a parcel
    A year has passed since I broke my nose
    Lizards in my bottom...
    A year has passed since I broke my nose.
    Send a nana SOS
    A year has passed since I broke my nose
    Massage in a bottom
    Massaging my b***hole.
    Alan lost a seagul
    Just across the way, an island lost at s
    A year has passed since I broke my knob
    I'll send a nesso-ess to the world
    message in a bottom
    A year has passed since I broke my nose,
    Laisse le gin dans l'bateau
    A hundred billion castaways looking for
    Mrs Gena Bartoo
    I'll send an SOS to a squirrel
    A year has passed since I broke my nose.
    Cindy not an SOS
    Rescue me before I fall into this barrel
    Scrub it out with SOS
    Massaging my butthole
    Message in a bar stool
    A year has passed since I broke my nose
    Massage In The Bathroom
    massage in a butthole
    Message in a butt-hole
    Messing up the bathroom
    sausage in a bunhole
    Send Bernard an SOS
    Sending out a Ness of S
    It's been a year since I broke my nose.
    Its been a year since i broke my nose.
    Ill send an S.O.S. To your heart
    Sunday night on CBS.
    messaging a bathroom
    Message in a butthole !
    A year has passed since I broke my nose
    A year has passed since I broke my nose
    A year has passed since I broke my nose
    Message in a Park, oh yeah

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