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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Major Tongue

    Artist: Peter Schilling
    Song: Major Tom
    Real Lyric: Major Tom



    The story:

    On a road trip the song came on and when my husband said "Major Tom" I said no, it's "Major Tongue" and he laughed at my joke then laughed even harder when he realized I wasn't joking. Today he proved me wrong so I thought I'd put it on here...

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