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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love
    me, love me, love me SHT MAN!"

    Artist: Green Jelly
    Real Lyric: "Lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme SHT MAN!"

    The story:

    Watching Green Jelly music video at a potty some
    years back and when "Misadventures Of SHTMAN"
    (1993) came on Coke sprayed out of my mouth and
    pepperoni pizza and cheese pieces came out my nose
    it was so effin funny!
    You've got to, you've got to, you've got to, see it
    for yourself to see what I mean.

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