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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    KILL JEWS BURN THE KIKES KILL JEWS KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL ni**erS

    Artist: Marilyn Manson
    Real Lyric: The Beautiful People, the Beautiful people....



    The story:

    I was at a Synagouge and I sang this and I got kicked out.

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    Obviously the site is on auto pilot

    EricXL Oct 11, 2014 5:32 pm


    Well, at least it's absurd because this is just stupid.

    PoptartParrot Sep 07, 2014 10:16 pm


    There's no way this is among the Absurd of the Week. That is reserved for true misheards that are truly funny. Is a lunatic or a retard in charge of the main page?

    Marcus Aug 16, 2014 3:13 pm


    Not funny at all, by the way.

    Marcus Aug 13, 2014 9:04 am


    Is this some kind of a joke you're pulling? You could not possibly have misheard it that way.

    Marcus Aug 13, 2014 9:03 am