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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Kemohab, kemoso,
    Why should it be?

    Artist: Depeche Mode
    Real Lyric: People are people so,Why should it be?

    The story:

    This was when I was about seven, and I had a Lone Ranger doll and was very into cowboys. I assumed that they were speaking some sort of Native American language, like Tonto calling the Lone Ranger 'Kemosabe'. I was singing along happily one day in the car when my entire family turned and looked at me and said, "What are you singing?" They pointed out that since both the song and the album were called "People are People", I really should have made the connection myself.

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