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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Joan and Lois aim to go
    But they don't know when you've got your risk on;
    As a gay pair of d*kes, put up with a f***ing lot

    Artist: Joni Mitchell
    Real Lyric: Don't it always seem to goThat you don't know what you've got 'till it's goneAnd they paved paradise, put up a parking lot

    The story:

    A friend heard this. I about died laughing, especially since "joan"
    and "lois" are not very d*ke-y names -- perhaps lipstick d*kes? (I
    do not say this intending to offend -- I too am part of the rainbow)

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