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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Jesus freezes out in the streets
    Handing tickets out for gold
    Turning back she just laughs
    A bullet hole is not that bad

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Tiny Dancer
    Real Lyric: Jesus freaks out in the streetHanding tickets out for GodTurning back she just laughsThe boulevard is not that bad

    The story:

    I was with a friend in the car when the song came on the radio... i didnt know the title of the song so i sand out loud Hold Me Closer TONY DANZA... and she laughed her ass off. then she REALLY laughed her ass off when i sand these lyrics, happily drumming the tune on the steering wheel. later she told me the real lyrics. i still cant live that down, everytime she sees me she says "Tony Danza", but at least we laugh about it.

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