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THE MISHEARD:

I've just got to have her, have her now
I've got to keep Kosher but I don't know how

Real Lyric I've just got to have her, have her now
I've got to get closer but I don't know how
 
Artist Phil Collins (Click for more)
Song Sussudio (Click for more)
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Misheard is:

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Story was funny.


I misheard it that
way too!


The story:

I included the correctly heard lyric first so the context makes sense. Keeping Kosher is a Jewish term for following the Kosher dietary laws. We used to use "Keep It Kosher" as in "Keep it on the down-low," or "do it right." This made sense to me. I've got to have her now... gotta "keep Kosher" but I don't know how. My girlfriend at the time thought my interpretation was hilarious but she didn't realize I really thought those were the lyrics. Even when I listen to the song today it sounds a lot more like "Keep Kosher" than "get closer." Today my wife just gets annoyed when I tell her those are the lyrics...


Submitted by Anonymous
Submitted on 10/8/2007 1:40 pm
Age it happened 21
Better than original? Yes
Convinced others you were right? Yes
Was partying involved? No

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Artists: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Artists: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z