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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I've been swallowed by a moonshadow

    Artist: Cat Stevens
    Song: Moonshadow
    Real Lyric: I'm being followed by a moonshadow

    The story:

    I knew what the real lyrics were, more or less, but I had never been a fan of Cat Stevens and made fun of his songs whenever I got the chance. I was singing it in the car on the way to my friends place, when my sister and her friend started going into hysterics over my strange lyrics. When I asked what was going on, they asked me why I was singing a song about getting swallowed by the shadow made by a naked ass (moon). We all thought it was amazingly funny, but mum wasn't impressed.

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