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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's such a feeling that my lump
    I get hives. I get hives! I get hives!!!

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: It's such a feeling that my loveI can't hide. I can't hide! I can't hide!!!

    The story:

    In early 1964, I contracted impetigo from
    rummaging through the dumpster at a carpet
    workroom. My brother, best friend, and I had built
    a "fort" with a dirt floor, and wanted some carpet
    scraps for it. My mom at first thought my skin
    irritation was hives, which I'd never heard of.
    When this song came out around the same time, I
    presumed that's what the lyrics were referring to.

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