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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's just so good
    You tease me like a nympho

    Artist: Blondie
    Real Lyric: It's just no goodYou teasing me like you do

    The story:

    Well, luckily this wonderful site once again saved me from mortal humiliation. I always just thought dear old Debbie was just having a problem with terribly horny men. It's understandable, I mean, have you seen Debbie Harry? Rest assured, I mean that in a completely heterosexual manner (not that there's anything wrong with those of the lesbian persuasion...).

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