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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm too sexy for my land, to sexy for my land.


    And I shave my little tush on the catwalk.

    Artist: Right Said Fred
    Song: I'm Too Sexy
    Real Lyric: I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for MilanAND And I shake my little tush on the catwalk

    The story:

    As you can see, I had a lot of troule with this song.
    Heh. About the "shave" thing. It had to do with the
    fan video I downloaded with the song- It had a guy
    taking a shower. I always put Showers and shaving
    together. And thus is the origin of the "shave"

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