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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "I'm on the whole-wheat crack"
    "I'm on the O. G. track"

    Artist: Kenny Loggins
    Song: Footloose
    Real Lyric: C'mon before we crack

    The story:

    I was doing a counselor preformance at dance practice, at Camp Winataka. Dancing, singing, the whole bit. Kenny Loggins is impossible to understand, so I must have gotten 80% of the lyrics wrong, sadly, because my friend and I would amuse ourselves with the 80'sness and lameness of the song & movie up here at UCSC. While I have a vivid mental of Loggins on crack, I can't quite imagine him ripping off P.Diddy's original gangsta track. =) PS-it's Prozac

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