The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
I have to give credit for this one to my son, who often mishears words and substitutes his own. We were talking about the White Stripes one day and I mentioned how much I liked their music. He asked me if I knew they did a song about the Salvation Army. I couldn't think what he was talking about at first but he kept insisting they were singing about the Salvation Army. When I finally realized he meant Seven Nation Army we both cracked up laughing. We still call it 'Salvation Army' and everyone thinks we're crazy.
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