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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm falling, I'm farting, your hands are gay
    No way
    I've got to get away

    Artist: Shakira
    Real Lyric: I'm falling apart in your hands againNo wayI've got to get away



    The story:

    Me and some friends were taking turns singing songs and it was my turn and I decided to sing Shakira's song Objection. I got the part where she says she is falling and sang it the way I had heard it and at that instant my friend was drinking her soda and had to laugh so she sprayed it all on us.

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