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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm a cowboy, on stale horse I ride

    Artist: Bon Jovi
    Real Lyric: I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride

    The story:

    I was riding in the car with my husband when the song came on. As we listened to the song I asked him his opinion on what constituted a "stale" horse, I'm thinking sweaty, tired horse. He looked at me kinda of funny and said it's "steel" horse you know a motorcycle. DUH!

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    I always heard it that way, too. I knew it couldn't possibly be right, but could never hear it correctly until I bought a motorcycle a few years ago and it finally clicked for me.

    scornkby Dec 24, 2008 6:38 pm