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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you lose your mind, I'm the first in line

    Artist: Abba
    Real Lyric: If you change your mind, I'm the first in line

    The story:

    I hadn't heard the song in ages and was just qietly singing my version when my sister started laughing and jokingly said that my version was more appropriate. She thought I was being ironic,but when I looked confused she explained what the real lyrics were. It was only then that I realized how funny my version sounded. Even now if i sing along and an I'm not paying attention I'll still say 'lose' instead of 'change' - I don't know where I got it from.

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