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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you gotta crush, don't be an octopus.

    Artist: Slade
    Song: Run Runaway
    Real Lyric: If you got it softDon't beat around the bush

    The story:

    This is my and my boyfriends' "special song," and we were driving home from Cincinnati with it blasting out the window, singing along REALLY loud, and he gave me a very odd look, followed by a gentle correction, when I shouted the part about the octopus.

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    That's what I heard also. (If you got a crush don't be an octopus)lol! I truly thought those were the lyrics up til now. After all he does metion a chamelian so why not an! Please forgive me for any misspellings.

    lynnyll Apr 22, 2014 9:59 pm