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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If I should choose to make a pot of meat
    She would surely strike me dead

    Real Lyric: If I should choose to make a part of me, would surely strike me dead



    The story:

    I have listened to the song for many, many years, but never really gave much thought to the idea that violence over potted meat doesn't make the best of sense, even in a song about drug use. I was singing along as it played on a store's radio and recieved some odd looks- I called my daughter and had her look up the lyrics. Woops!

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