I'd rather hear some blues or f***ing old soul...

The story:

I didn't mishear it at first, but I imagined what it
could sound like as the misheard above. And I had my
friend cracking up in the car over it. Forgive me
people for using a curse word for the first time
here, but I kind of had to do it, since there isn't
much mention of it misheard that way online.