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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Ich bin nicht dein Sex Object/feit (fight?) der füh so ganz erregt (erect?)
    (roughly "I am not your sex object/(nonsense word; "fight"?) the lead so very excited (erect?)")

    Artist: Kraftwerk
    Song: Sex Objekt
    Real Lyric: Ich bin nicht dein Sex Objekt/zweigefühl so ganz direkt(roughly "I am not your sex object/Two emotions so conflicting")

    The story:

    ... I'm not a native German speaker, mmkay? Mistakes are made... I had to look it up.
    Also, the lyrics to the English version are, when translated literally, quite different to the German version, as I found out trying to compare them.

    (Honestly, it sounded like "fight the foo", but even I knew it couldn't have been that.)

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