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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I worked hard every day of my life
    I worked till I ate my balls

    Artist: Queen
    Real Lyric: I work hard every day of my lifeI work till I ache my bones

    The story:

    I had the song on tape and went over this part dozens of times but couldn't hear it any other way. Finally I looked up the lyrics in a large number of different places and got the real ones. I still like telling the story and making jokes about it: "Been working a *little* too hard there, Freddy? Well, you know how the old saying goes: All work and no play makes Freddy Mercury eat his own balls."

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