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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I was heading for church
    I was off to drink human-ade

    Artist: Kid Rock
    Song: Picture
    Real Lyric: I was head of the church I was off to drink you away

    The story:

    WEell, I thought since she was heading for church and he was drinking humanade that they were saying she was very opposite from him. She was religious and he was evil but they still loved each other. Then one day like 2 years after the song became a hit I realized how stupid that would be so I looked up the lyrics, but no one else knows about this so this has to be a secret between you and me.

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