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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "I try to work away and I fumble; tho I try to hide it, it's clear; I wear goggles when you are not near"

    Artist: Mazzy Star
    Song: I Try
    Real Lyric: "I try to walk away and I stumble; tho I try to hide it, it's clear; my world crumbles when you are not near"

    The story:

    One of the few things I am proud of is my ability to correctly hear lyrics. I am forever correcting my friends misheard takes on songs. Well one day, my elitist attitude bit me right in the behind. My fellow airmen and I had just taken a long car trip, and I sang my misheard lyric. Everybody stopped, turned and looked at me. Peals of laughter ensued, and I explained why it >had< to be goggles; they were like rose colored glasses, but they helped her see the world without pain. That did it. I had never seen 4 adults cry from laughter at once. Years have passed. We've changed careers, duty stations and no one has forgotten my blunder. My friend sent me a pair of swimming goggles for my birthday.

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