The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
One of the few things I am proud of is my ability to correctly hear lyrics. I am forever correcting my friends misheard takes on songs. Well one day, my elitist attitude bit me right in the behind. My fellow airmen and I had just taken a long car trip, and I sang my misheard lyric. Everybody stopped, turned and looked at me. Peals of laughter ensued, and I explained why it >had< to be goggles; they were like rose colored glasses, but they helped her see the world without pain. That did it. I had never seen 4 adults cry from laughter at once. Years have passed. We've changed careers, duty stations and no one has forgotten my blunder. My friend sent me a pair of swimming goggles for my birthday.
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