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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I don't want to s**t on the pavement while you flyrnBut I will, I will, oh yes I willrn

    Song: Maybe
    Real Lyric: I don't want to sit on the pavement while you flyBut I will, I will, oh yes I will

    The story:

    Oh there is no embarrasement here, i just find it funny that everytime this song comes on this is what I hear her say. And more importantly, now that I have told me girlfriend what I hear, she hears it too and I have thus ruined the song for her.

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