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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I don't want no other love, babyIts just you I'm DIGGIN' UP

    Artist: Elvis Presley
    Real Lyric: I don't want no other love, babyIts just you I'm thinkin' of



    The story:

    When I was 13 and my little cousin Jamie was 9 we were singing this song and she sang Diggin' Up". I tried to tell her she was wrong and we got into a big fight. She ended up pulling a butcher knife on me. I kicked her ass and took the knife away from her so she threatened to commit suicide by cutting off her circulation- she wrapped a rubber band around her index finger several times. Jamie wouldn't unwind the rubberband until I agreed with her that Elvis was a "Grave Digger". "

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