THE MISHEARD:
I can't believe you kiss your c**k at night.
| Real Lyric | I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight. |
| Artist | Shania Twain (Click for more) |
| Song | That Don't Impress Me Much (Click for more) |
The story:
I was only slightly embarrassed by an understanding female friend.
| Submitted by | Anonymous |
| Submitted on | 9/25/2001 7:56 am |
| Age it happened | 18 |
| Better than original? | Yes |
| Convinced others you were right? | Yes |
| Was partying involved? | No |
Comments
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benoticed Oct 07, 2012 10:20 am
LOL
candidlace15 Sep 28, 2011 8:27 pm
lol! that would be a very flexible guy!
alikat Jul 30, 2011 12:57 am
lol! that would be a very flexible guy!
alikat Jul 30, 2011 12:57 am
If someone can kiss their own cock at night. Night after night, without getting a severely sore back, I'd be impressed!
bokke1 May 17, 2011 6:56 pm
Me either, JMonkey. Hell, if I could do that, I would never leave the house . . . unless it were to sell tickets.
lost_bob Oct 29, 2009 2:15 pm
*LOL*@JMonkey
ilaurea Oct 17, 2009 8:37 pm
*LOL*@JMonkey
ilaurea Oct 17, 2009 8:35 pm
LOL!!! I heard about this one a long time ago and now I always hear it this way.
TheSaxyOne Oct 13, 2009 9:22 am
lol!!!!!
starlight Aug 23, 2009 7:47 am
shania twain's hot though
elvisbluntman777 Aug 18, 2009 5:02 pm
If I could do that I could care less what Shania Thought about me.
JMonkey Apr 20, 2009 11:38 am
Man, I haven't laughed that hard in so long. There were tears... I love the comment from lost_bob. That would be impressive!
cazmilner Mar 13, 2009 1:15 am
I always thought it was 'c**k' too - was disappointed when someone finally advised me it was merely 'car'. I thought Shania was kind of badass..... :(
Kazcita Jan 21, 2009 4:59 am
I have to admit, if somebody could kiss their own cock at night, I would be pretty impressed. I'm just saying. . .
lost_bob Oct 01, 2008 12:13 pm
