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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hold me closer Tony Danza

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Tiny Dancer
    Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer

    The story:

    I used to work as a cook in a very
    popular pizza joint. The kitchen was
    know for its loud music and "fun"
    employees. One day we were being
    annoyed by a fellow employee who
    insisted on having an Elton John
    marathon. I decided to loudly join in
    with Elton not knowing that he was
    singing about a tiny dancer and not
    Tony Danza...I mean come on its
    Elton John! Anyhow, my co workers
    and everyone n the restaurant
    thought it was hillarious and I still
    have not lived it down.

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