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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hey Mickey, you're so fine. You can blow me any time.

    Artist: Toni Basil
    Song: Hey Mickey
    Real Lyric: Hey Mickey, you're ao fine. You're so fine you blow my mind.

    The story:

    I was a high school freshman sitting in the school cafeteria with my friends when the **sistant principal walked by. His first name being Mickey my friend Sue was inspired to sing Hey Mickey to us at the table and those were the words she sang. Our shocked 14-year-old selves reacted and she responded in a little voice, "Those arent the right words?"
    Lucky for her Mr. W was already well on his way out of the area before she got to that line.

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