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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hey little thing Lemon Lime Chicana
    'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle

    Artist: Black Crowes
    Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candle'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle



    The story:

    When I was dating my husband 15 years ago, Hard to Handle came on the radio and I excitedly sang along and when I got to "Lemon Lime Chicana," my future husband burst into laughter. I explained that I felt sure that lemon lime chicana was an alcoholic drink -perhaps originating in Mexico with 7 up. I was sure on this. He didn't buy it for one second. But he married me anyway!

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