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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hey little thing, lemon-lime and Kendall calls her mama. I'm sure down to mend a nine.

    Artist: Black Crowes
    Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candlecause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now.



    The story:

    I was riding in the car with a friend, jabbling away at what I perceived to be the words, because I figured everybody else was just as clueless as I was about what it actually said.

    When she heard me talking about lemon-lime and Kendall calling her mama, she almost wet herself.

    But it's better than another friend who thought it said "look out below!" at some point in the chorus.

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