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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Heraldo, Your Mama
    You'll always have the thunder.
    We can always pay by ear,
    And that's the deal by deal.

    Artist: Shakira
    Real Lyric: Thereover, hereunderYou'll never have to wonderWe can always play by earBut that's the deal my dear

    The story:

    I'm not even going to TELL you how dumb I felt. But when I can't understand what's being sung, I tend to make up my own lyrics anyway. But it reached a head when my friend convinced me to do karaoke with her...and picked this song. ANd I sang my own version.

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