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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He just sits on his broad hips

    Artist: TLC
    Song: No Scrubs
    Real Lyric: And just sits on his broke ass



    The story:

    My dad is in the nursing field (nurse anesthetist) and he used
    wear his scrubs to and from work. He made up his own lyrics
    as like a “laundry song” to No scrubs which was “I don’t have
    no scrubs, go to work in my uuunderwear.” So naturally we
    sang the song all the time and one day when we were singing
    it I broke out what I believed with my whole 11 year old heart
    to be the correct lyrics. My older sisters, who made fun of me
    anyways, just went in on me, until they couldn’t breathe. I was
    refusing to believe them until they made a good point. “Why
    would a guy have broad hips?” I was defeated. Now it’s really
    funny and I still like my version better.

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