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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    God forbid you ever had to walk in my linen shoes/
    Cause then you really might know what its like to have to choose.

    Artist: Everlast
    Real Lyric: God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoesthen you really might know what its like to have to choose.

    The story:

    My friend and I were just in the car the other day and she played this song from her cd. When we go to these lyrics, I asked "What do they say in that line? I always think it's linen shoes!" When she told me... it made more sense. But I will continue to sing it my way just because it's more fun. She asked... "Linen shoes? Why not cotton or polyester?" I don't know. Linen sounds kinda comfy...

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