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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Give your ID card to the beauregard.
    Now the alien says you're Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard
    Of the United Federation of Planets
    Cause people speak English anywhere.

    Artist: Refreshments
    Song: Banditos
    Real Lyric: Give your ID card to the border guardNow your alias says you're Cpt. Jean-Luc PicardOf the United Federation of PlanetsCause he won't speak English anyway.

    The story:

    My step-dad came home one day and told me about this song he heard on the radio and sang the wrong lyrics. I thought that must be a cool song. It wasn't until years later I heard the song and realized it was the one my step-dad had tried to sing

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