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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Fill up my car (drink)
    Muscle Top (Lime)
    Look at her dancing (Moving Moving)
    Just taking....OFF

    Artist: Black Eyed Peas
    Real Lyric: Fill up my cup (Drink)Mazel tov (La chaim) Look at her dancing (Move it Move it)Just take it... OFF



    The story:

    I was singing this song (at the top of my lungs) and dancing in the store that I work in, when a co-worker started laughing.

    When I asked what was so funny he explained the real lyrics were mazel tov/la chaim which is some sort of traditional drinking saying.

    I bet him differently and looked up the lyrics which were (to my embarrassment) just as he said.

    Also that verse was not, as I had previously thought, about a guy wearing a lime green muscle top filling up his car with petrol and starting her up before driving away.

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    I thought it was fill up my car also

    funkmaster Sep 11, 2014 8:52 pm