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The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Everything is grey his pears his smoke his beans and now the
Polaroid of colors he don't know how to clean

Artist: Halsey

Song: Colors

Real Lyric: Everything is grey his hair his smoke his dreams and now he's so devoid of color he don't know what it means

The story:

I have no idea how I got this. But I was listening to the song
and just thought "why is all this food grey?" And "if it's grey
why does the Polaroid have colors?" _('-')_/

Submitted by

Emotrashnumber1

Submitted on

6/30/2017 12:55 pm

Age it happened

13

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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